*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
I swear everyone on this high is website
being interrupted mid sentence